Mike’s Mangled Mondegreen and Ode to Fox News

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There is a show that lemmings watch
Where BS is not an issue
And fact checkers never chart
That place that has no heart.
Only on Fox News

Their anchors come from outer space
And don’t possess a clue
Just close your open mind,
And suddenly you’ll find
You’ve tuned in Fox News

There is no learning if you stay there,
Just veins that are so cold
For once you have found your way there,
You’re very, very old

For it’s the News that drop outs watch
And truth to be eschewed
Just think of Judge Scalia
Dumb blondes with verbal diarrhea
Only on Fox News

There is no learning if you stay there,
Just veins that are so cold
For once you have found your way there,
You’re very very old!

And that’s the News that bigots watch
And false outrage just renewed
Just think of hateful things.
A haven for Nut wings
Only on Fox News

( if you’ve forgotten the tune just sing along with Mary Martin)

http://youtu.be/RDbp0_vIlAg via @youtube

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